Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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