No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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