McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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