My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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