my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
