Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
its liver damage thursday
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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