O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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