And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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