Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?