I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.