How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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