dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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