she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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