He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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