my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize