If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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