You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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