I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am one with the molecules
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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