You're earring is so big in my mouth
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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