Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
