Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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