Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother