when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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