Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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