I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I puked a lego.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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