Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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