Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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