How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
