Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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