Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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