And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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