I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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