Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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