i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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