I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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