I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize