I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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