she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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