Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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