I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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