Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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