he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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