Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
operation have a gay friend backfired
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
