You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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