So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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