youre lurking in front of me
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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