found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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