I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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