i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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