butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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