I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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