saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need to calm my uterus...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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