y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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